Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Kharkiv "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Kharkiv
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Kharkiv Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Kharkiv
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Kharkiv When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Man and wife make one fool. A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Kharkiv
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Kharkiv I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Kharkiv
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Kharkiv "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Kharkiv
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kharkiv Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Kharkiv
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Kharkiv "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Kharkiv
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Kharkiv The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Kharkiv
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kharkiv Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Kharkiv
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Kharkiv If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Kharkiv
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Kharkiv To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Kharkiv
