Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Lyubotyn If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Lyubotyn
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Lyubotyn The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Lyubotyn
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Lyubotyn Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Lyubotyn
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Lyubotyn Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Lyubotyn
I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Lyubotyn Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Lyubotyn
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Lyubotyn The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Lyubotyn
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Lyubotyn The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Lyubotyn
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Lyubotyn For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Lyubotyn
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Lyubotyn "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Lyubotyn
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Lyubotyn I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Lyubotyn
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Lyubotyn The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Lyubotyn
