Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Zmiiv Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Zmiiv
"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Zmiiv "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Zmiiv
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Zmiiv In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Zmiiv
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Zmiiv The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Zmiiv
"The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Zmiiv I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Zmiiv
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Zmiiv For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Zmiiv
"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Zmiiv The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Zmiiv
"Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Zmiiv He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Zmiiv
"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Zmiiv If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Zmiiv
"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Zmiiv That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Zmiiv
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Zmiiv Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Zmiiv
