My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Kherson Oblast Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Kherson Oblast
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Kherson Oblast "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Kherson Oblast
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Kherson Oblast Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Kherson Oblast
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Kherson Oblast This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Kherson Oblast
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Kherson Oblast If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Kherson Oblast
The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Kherson Oblast Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kherson Oblast
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Kherson Oblast "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Kherson Oblast
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Kherson Oblast Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Kherson Oblast
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Kherson Oblast "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Kherson Oblast
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Kherson Oblast The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Kherson Oblast
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Kherson Oblast Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Kherson Oblast
