Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Henichesk Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Henichesk
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Henichesk After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Henichesk
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Henichesk A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Henichesk
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Henichesk "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Henichesk
I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Henichesk "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Henichesk
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Henichesk The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Henichesk
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Henichesk "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Henichesk
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Henichesk What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Henichesk
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Henichesk There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Henichesk
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Henichesk It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Henichesk
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Henichesk Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Henichesk
