The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Kalanchak If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Kalanchak
"Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Kalanchak Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Kalanchak
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Kalanchak This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Kalanchak
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Kalanchak Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kalanchak
"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Kalanchak "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Kalanchak
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Kalanchak The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kalanchak
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Kalanchak "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Kalanchak
Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Kalanchak Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Kalanchak
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Kalanchak "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Kalanchak
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Kalanchak The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Kalanchak
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Kalanchak Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Kalanchak
