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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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-- William James A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
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-- Carol Burnett "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Krasyliv Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
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-- Mary Buckley I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Krasyliv
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
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-- Philo Vance Krasyliv The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Krasyliv
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
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-- Oscar Wilde Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
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It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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-- Anatole France "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Krasyliv "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Krasyliv
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Krasyliv If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
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-- Dawn French And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
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-- Garry Trudeau Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Krasyliv
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
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-- Oscar Wilde A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Krasyliv Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
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"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
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-- H. L. Mencken Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Krasyliv Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
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-- Jacob Braude It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Krasyliv
I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Krasyliv Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Krasyliv
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
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-- P. J. O'Rourke He who laughs, lasts.
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-- Nancy Mitford He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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