"We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Slavyanoserbsk Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Slavyanoserbsk
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Slavyanoserbsk There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Slavyanoserbsk
"I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Slavyanoserbsk "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
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We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Slavyanoserbsk "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Slavyanoserbsk
The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Slavyanoserbsk Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Slavyanoserbsk
The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Slavyanoserbsk All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Slavyanoserbsk
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Slavyanoserbsk Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Slavyanoserbsk
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Slavyanoserbsk Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Slavyanoserbsk
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Slavyanoserbsk blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Slavyanoserbsk
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Slavyanoserbsk English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Slavyanoserbsk
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Slavyanoserbsk "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Slavyanoserbsk
