Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Peremyshlyany We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Peremyshlyany
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Peremyshlyany If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Peremyshlyany Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Peremyshlyany
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Peremyshlyany Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Peremyshlyany
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Peremyshlyany "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Peremyshlyany
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Peremyshlyany The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "Think off-center." (George Carlin) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Peremyshlyany When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Peremyshlyany
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Peremyshlyany Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Peremyshlyany
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Peremyshlyany If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Peremyshlyany
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Peremyshlyany Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Peremyshlyany
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Peremyshlyany This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Peremyshlyany
