Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Kiliya "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Kiliya
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Kiliya Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Kiliya
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Kiliya "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Kiliya
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Kiliya Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Kiliya
Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Kiliya He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Kiliya
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Kiliya In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Kiliya
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Kiliya Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Kiliya
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Kiliya When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Kiliya
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Kiliya You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kiliya
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Kiliya Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Kiliya
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Kiliya Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Kiliya
