Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Kodyma Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Kodyma
"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Kodyma The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Kodyma
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Kodyma The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Kodyma
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kodyma Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Kodyma
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Kodyma Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Kodyma
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Kodyma Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Kodyma
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Kodyma Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Kodyma
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Kodyma Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Kodyma
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Kodyma "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Kodyma
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Kodyma Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Kodyma
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kodyma "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Kodyma
