Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Vylkovo A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Vylkovo
"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Vylkovo What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Vylkovo
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Vylkovo You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Vylkovo
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Vylkovo Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Vylkovo
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Vylkovo In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Vylkovo
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Vylkovo I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Vylkovo
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Vylkovo After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Vylkovo
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Vylkovo You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Vylkovo
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Vylkovo Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Marriage is a rest period between romances. Vylkovo
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Vylkovo Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Vylkovo
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Vylkovo I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Vylkovo
