An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Hlukhiv Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Hlukhiv
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Hlukhiv Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Hlukhiv
"I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Hlukhiv Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Hlukhiv
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hlukhiv It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w What's new? Most of my wife. Hlukhiv
It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Hlukhiv More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Hlukhiv
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Hlukhiv Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Hlukhiv
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Hlukhiv He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Hlukhiv
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Hlukhiv I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Hlukhiv
My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Hlukhiv "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Hlukhiv
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Hlukhiv "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Hlukhiv
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Hlukhiv Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Hlukhiv
