"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Lypova Dolyna Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
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-- Lewis Grizzard Lypova Dolyna And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
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"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Lypova Dolyna Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
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-- Hector Louis Berlioz I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Lypova Dolyna When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
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-- Dick Martin Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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not allow Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Lypova Dolyna It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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-- Winston Churchill Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
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-- Cynthia H Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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