Marriage is a rest period between romances. "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Weather Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Weather
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Weather blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Weather
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Weather People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Weather
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Weather "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Weather
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Weather You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Weather
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Weather In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Weather
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Weather "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Weather
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Weather I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Weather
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Weather By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Weather
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Weather "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Weather
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Weather Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Weather
