Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Borshchiv "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Borshchiv
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Borshchiv "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Borshchiv
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Borshchiv "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Borshchiv
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Borshchiv Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Borshchiv
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Borshchiv I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Borshchiv
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Borshchiv My other wife is beautiful. A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Borshchiv
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Borshchiv When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Borshchiv
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Borshchiv "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Borshchiv
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Borshchiv Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Borshchiv
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Borshchiv I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Borshchiv
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Borshchiv I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Borshchiv
