There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Kozova LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
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"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Kozova Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Kozova
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Kozova The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
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The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Kozova There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Kozova
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Kozova Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Kozova
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Kozova Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Kozova
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kozova Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Kozova
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Kozova The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Kozova
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Kozova He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Kozova
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Kozova I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Kozova
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Kozova Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Kozova
