May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Pidhaytsi This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Pidhaytsi
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Pidhaytsi "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Pidhaytsi
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Pidhaytsi "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Pidhaytsi
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Pidhaytsi "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Pidhaytsi
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Pidhaytsi Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Pidhaytsi
blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Pidhaytsi Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Pidhaytsi
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Pidhaytsi A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Pidhaytsi
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Pidhaytsi UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Pidhaytsi
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Pidhaytsi Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Pidhaytsi
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Pidhaytsi Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Pidhaytsi
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Pidhaytsi Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Pidhaytsi
