History of Evangelical Lutheran Communities in Bukovina - History of two German villages near Zalishchyky. By 1775, king August Poniatowski had also invited German linen weavers into the land and they had settled in Zalishchyky.
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Zalishchyky "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Zalishchyky
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Zalishchyky Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Zalishchyky
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Zalishchyky The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Zalishchyky
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Zalishchyky I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Zalishchyky
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Zalishchyky Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Zalishchyky
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Zalishchyky Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Zalishchyky
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Zalishchyky Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Zalishchyky
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Zalishchyky If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Zalishchyky
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Zalishchyky Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Zalishchyky
Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Zalishchyky "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Zalishchyky
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Zalishchyky Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Zalishchyky
