In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Vinnytsia Oblast "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Vinnytsia Oblast
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Vinnytsia Oblast The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Vinnytsia Oblast
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Vinnytsia Oblast Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Vinnytsia Oblast
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Vinnytsia Oblast "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Vinnytsia Oblast
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Vinnytsia Oblast Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Vinnytsia Oblast
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Vinnytsia Oblast Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Vinnytsia Oblast
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Vinnytsia Oblast Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Vinnytsia Oblast
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Vinnytsia Oblast Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Vinnytsia Oblast
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Vinnytsia Oblast There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Vinnytsia Oblast
"The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Vinnytsia Oblast Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Vinnytsia Oblast
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Vinnytsia Oblast What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Vinnytsia Oblast
