"A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Kamin Kashyrsky your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Kamin Kashyrsky
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Kamin Kashyrsky "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Kamin Kashyrsky
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Kamin Kashyrsky "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Kamin Kashyrsky
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Kamin Kashyrsky God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Kamin Kashyrsky
Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Kamin Kashyrsky "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Kamin Kashyrsky
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Kamin Kashyrsky Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Kamin Kashyrsky
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Kamin Kashyrsky "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Kamin Kashyrsky
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kamin Kashyrsky Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Kamin Kashyrsky
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Kamin Kashyrsky "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Kamin Kashyrsky
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Kamin Kashyrsky Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Kamin Kashyrsky
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Kamin Kashyrsky But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Kamin Kashyrsky
