While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Turiysk The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Turiysk
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Turiysk At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Turiysk
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Turiysk Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Turiysk
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Turiysk He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Turiysk
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Turiysk The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Turiysk
"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Turiysk Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Turiysk
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Turiysk We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Turiysk
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Spinster: A bachelor's wife. "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Turiysk Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Turiysk
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Turiysk Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Turiysk
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Turiysk Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Turiysk
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Turiysk The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Turiysk
