"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Volodymyr Volynsky The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Volodymyr Volynsky
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Volodymyr Volynsky May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Volodymyr Volynsky
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Volodymyr Volynsky I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Volodymyr Volynsky
"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Volodymyr Volynsky "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Volodymyr Volynsky
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Volodymyr Volynsky "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Volodymyr Volynsky
Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Volodymyr Volynsky At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Volodymyr Volynsky
blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Volodymyr Volynsky "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Volodymyr Volynsky
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Volodymyr Volynsky The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Volodymyr Volynsky
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Volodymyr Volynsky If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Volodymyr Volynsky
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Volodymyr Volynsky Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Volodymyr Volynsky
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Volodymyr Volynsky Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Volodymyr Volynsky
