Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Vynohradovo Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Vynohradovo
"It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Vynohradovo Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Vynohradovo
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Vynohradovo Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Vynohradovo
"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) May you never leave your marriage alive. Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Vynohradovo "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Vynohradovo
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Vynohradovo Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Vynohradovo
"I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Vynohradovo Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Vynohradovo
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Vynohradovo The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Vynohradovo
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Vynohradovo Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Vynohradovo
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Vynohradovo Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Vynohradovo
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Vynohradovo Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Vynohradovo
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Vynohradovo "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Vynohradovo
