"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Polohy Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Polohy
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Polohy We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Polohy
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Polohy Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Polohy
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Polohy "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Polohy
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Polohy There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Polohy
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Polohy "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Polohy
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Polohy The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Polohy
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Polohy Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben My other wife is beautiful. Polohy
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Polohy "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Polohy
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Polohy Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Polohy
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Polohy We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Polohy
