A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Zhytomyr Oblast One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Zhytomyr Oblast
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Zhytomyr Oblast "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Zhytomyr Oblast
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Zhytomyr Oblast Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Zhytomyr Oblast
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Zhytomyr Oblast Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Zhytomyr Oblast
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Zhytomyr Oblast My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Zhytomyr Oblast
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Zhytomyr Oblast I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Zhytomyr Oblast
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Zhytomyr Oblast I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Zhytomyr Oblast
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Zhytomyr Oblast "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Zhytomyr Oblast
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Zhytomyr Oblast It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Zhytomyr Oblast
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Zhytomyr Oblast The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Zhytomyr Oblast
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Zhytomyr Oblast I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Zhytomyr Oblast
