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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Ovruch Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Ovruch
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Ovruch "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Ovruch
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Ovruch Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Ovruch
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Ovruch What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ovruch
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Ovruch A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ovruch
"You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Ovruch I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Ovruch
We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Ovruch Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ovruch
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Ovruch The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Ovruch
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Ovruch Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Ovruch
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Ovruch "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Ovruch
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Ovruch Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Ovruch
