Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Zhytomyr Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Zhytomyr
"Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Zhytomyr Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Zhytomyr
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Zhytomyr Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Zhytomyr
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Zhytomyr Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Zhytomyr
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Zhytomyr If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Zhytomyr
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Zhytomyr Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Zhytomyr
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Zhytomyr Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Zhytomyr
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Man and wife make one fool. All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Zhytomyr >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Zhytomyr
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Zhytomyr Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Zhytomyr
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Zhytomyr "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Zhytomyr
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Zhytomyr I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Zhytomyr
