Uzhgorod Lumberjacks - Official website of the American Football team from Ukraine. Offers information about players, coaches, cheerleaders, results in Ukrainian Championship and photoes.
Kiev Slavs - Official site of the Kievan American football team.
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain American Football "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
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America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. American Football The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago American Football
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
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plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) American Football It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
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-- Maya Angelou It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain American Football
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo American Football "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson American Football
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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-- Al Capone American Football If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln American Football
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
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-- Joseph Addison "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton American Football I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position American Football
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous American Football Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi American Football
"Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou American Football "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson American Football
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. American Football Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) American Football
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 American Football When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. American Football
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
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-- Dave Barry Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
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-- Groucho Marx For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. American Football The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins American Football
