"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Martial Arts Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Martial Arts Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
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If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Martial Arts I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Martial Arts
"Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Martial Arts "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Martial Arts
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Martial Arts No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Martial Arts
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Martial Arts I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Martial Arts
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Martial Arts I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Martial Arts
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Martial Arts "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
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"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Martial Arts Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Martial Arts
"One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Martial Arts "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Martial Arts
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Martial Arts Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Martial Arts
