"Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Republics University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Republics
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Republics "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Republics
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Republics How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Republics
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Republics "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Republics
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Republics I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Republics
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Republics If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Republics
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Republics Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Republics
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Republics "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Republics
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Republics Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Republics
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Republics It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Republics
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Republics To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Republics
