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"If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Christianity blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Christianity
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Christianity All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Christianity
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Christianity I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Christianity
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Christianity Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Christianity
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Christianity Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Christianity
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Christianity There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Christianity
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Christianity "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Christianity
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Christianity "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Christianity
"An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Christianity Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Christianity
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Christianity The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Christianity
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Christianity Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Christianity
