A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) K Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein K
Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 K "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson K
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. K I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres K
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov K The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore K
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes K Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) K
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills K If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper K
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) K To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea K
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau K The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons K
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) K Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. K
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan K Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) K
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) K Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain K
