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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Animation Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Animation
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Animation I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Animation
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Animation Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Animation
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Animation If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Animation
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Animation Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Animation
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Animation "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Animation
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Animation A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Animation
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Animation Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Animation
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Animation "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Animation
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Animation "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Animation
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Animation "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Animation
