Ananova - Brocket's Viagra hell - Lord Charles Brocket describes how he experimented with Viagra after being released from jail for fraud. Includes photos of Brocket with Jordon, from "I'm A Celebrity...".
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Brocket, Lord Charles War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Brocket, Lord Charles
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Brocket, Lord Charles Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Brocket, Lord Charles
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Brocket, Lord Charles A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Brocket, Lord Charles
Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Brocket, Lord Charles Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Brocket, Lord Charles
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Brocket, Lord Charles We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Brocket, Lord Charles
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Brocket, Lord Charles "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Brocket, Lord Charles
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Brocket, Lord Charles A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Brocket, Lord Charles
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Brocket, Lord Charles "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Brocket, Lord Charles
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Brocket, Lord Charles "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Brocket, Lord Charles
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Brocket, Lord Charles We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Brocket, Lord Charles
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Brocket, Lord Charles "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Brocket, Lord Charles
