There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Education It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Education
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Education Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Education
"There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Education Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Education
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Education "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Education
There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Education "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Education
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Education Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Education Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Education
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Education A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Education
Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Education Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Education
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Education I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Education
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Education It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Education
