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"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Cinemas "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Cinemas
"The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Cinemas Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Cinemas
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Cinemas They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Cinemas
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Cinemas Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Cinemas
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Cinemas If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Cinemas
"Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Cinemas That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Cinemas
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Cinemas The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Cinemas
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Cinemas Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Cinemas
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Cinemas "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Cinemas
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Cinemas Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Cinemas
What's new? Most of my wife. "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Cinemas Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Cinemas
