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LazyCinema.com - Funny fake film listings and reviews, plus comedy movie celebrity star profiles, in the best tradition of British spoof humour.
Filmprism - Film reviewed using a colour-coded system, browseable by theme or genre.
The Usher - One man's opinions of the current big cinema releases.
The UK Critic - Major cinema releases reviewed, plus an archive dating back to 1998.
Britshorts - Produces its own original work and sourcing existing short film material. Streams short films and animations free of charge.
Inside Out Film - Ezine featuring UK releases and box office info.
This is Local London: Film Reviews - Reviews of cinema releases from local newspapers.
The Film Review - Short but snappy reviews with ratings also includes a forum.
WhichFilm.co.uk - Compare critic's reviews from many UK sources. Also includes trailer links.
Die Screaming - Contains short horror reviews.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. -- Samuel Johnson Reviews Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it. -- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Reviews My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -- Theodore Roosevelt And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen Reviews When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Reviews "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Reviews I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Reviews I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous Reviews That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -- Aristotle Reviews blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? -- Gertrude Stein, dying words "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Reviews Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy Reviews A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. -- Virginia Woolf It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Reviews We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Reviews There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. -- Grace Hansen Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon Reviews My other wife is beautiful. "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Reviews I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry Reviews I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves Reviews Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability. -- Oscar Wilde "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous Reviews Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. Reviews Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Reviews A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. -- Thomas Szasz Reviews "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron scumbags dev Reviews The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer If you are going through hell, keep going. - Sir Winston Churchill The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Reviews
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