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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
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Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Karaoke None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Karaoke
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Karaoke Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Karaoke
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Karaoke It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Karaoke
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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-- Aldous Huxley "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Karaoke Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Karaoke
More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Karaoke Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Karaoke
There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
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-- John Renmerde If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Karaoke I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Karaoke You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
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If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Karaoke The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Karaoke
"Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Karaoke Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
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-- Alexander Pope "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Karaoke
If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Karaoke Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
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-- Henry Ford "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Karaoke
