Jungle Ravers - Pure d&b for the raver, promoter, producer, DJ or MC.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Drum and Bass We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Drum and Bass
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor Drum and Bass "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Drum and Bass
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Drum and Bass "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Drum and Bass
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Drum and Bass He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Drum and Bass
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Drum and Bass If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Drum and Bass
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Drum and Bass A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Drum and Bass
Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Drum and Bass "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Drum and Bass
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Drum and Bass If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Drum and Bass
"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Drum and Bass "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Drum and Bass
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Drum and Bass "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Drum and Bass
blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Drum and Bass I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Drum and Bass
