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Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Heavy Metal Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Heavy Metal
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Heavy Metal One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Heavy Metal
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Heavy Metal Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Heavy Metal
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Heavy Metal "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Heavy Metal
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Heavy Metal Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Heavy Metal
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Heavy Metal I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Heavy Metal
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Heavy Metal CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Heavy Metal
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Heavy Metal I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Heavy Metal
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Heavy Metal I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Heavy Metal
Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Heavy Metal "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Heavy Metal
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Heavy Metal Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Heavy Metal
