Stealth Frogging - Information on Stealth Frogging, and its gentler sister art, Vague Frogging - the sacred sports championed by Radio 1's Mark and Lard.
Radio One Webcam Archive - Very little design but a huge archive of images from the Radio One webcam, mainly featuring Mark and Lard, as well as John Peel.
UKMRR Chat Room - A chat room for uk.media.radio.radcliffe, Mark and Lard and the Family Mahone fans.
Planet Bods: Mark and Lard Corner - Top DJ duo Mark Radcliffe and the hapless boy Lard are celebrated with their only accurate biographies, and their abandoned catchphrases.
uk.media.radio.radcliffe website - Webpage for the UKMRR newsgroup. Includes frequently asked questions about Mark Radcliffe and details of regulars and meets.
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Radcliffe, Mark Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Radcliffe, Mark
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Radcliffe, Mark People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Radcliffe, Mark
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Radcliffe, Mark Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Radcliffe, Mark
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Radcliffe, Mark It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Radcliffe, Mark
"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Radcliffe, Mark Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Radcliffe, Mark
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Radcliffe, Mark There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Radcliffe, Mark
"The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Radcliffe, Mark It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Radcliffe, Mark
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Radcliffe, Mark Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Radcliffe, Mark
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Radcliffe, Mark To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Radcliffe, Mark
At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Radcliffe, Mark The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Radcliffe, Mark
Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Radcliffe, Mark He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Radcliffe, Mark
