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BBC Online Schedules - Full details on forthcoming BBC TV and radio programmes.
Channel 4 - Last week, this week and next week on Four.
DigiGuide - 14 days advanced schedule listings.
thecustard.tv - A guide to what's on British television, including listings, film and sport guide, news and show information.
Tiscali TV Guide - Listings selectable by region, day or time. Also includes programme search function.
Radio Times - Schedules for all major TV channels, including features, film review database, guide to digital technology and reminder function.
Guardian Unlimited: TV - Offers terrestrial, cable and satellite television listings for the day, and a guide to the pick of the week's films on TV.
ITV - TV Guide - Details on forthcoming TV programmes for all major channels.
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