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Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Chat Shows We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Chat Shows
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Chat Shows "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Chat Shows
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Chat Shows Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Chat Shows
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Chat Shows "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chat Shows
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Chat Shows "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Chat Shows
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Chat Shows There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chat Shows
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Chat Shows "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Chat Shows
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Chat Shows I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Chat Shows
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Chat Shows Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Chat Shows
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Chat Shows If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Chat Shows
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Chat Shows "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Chat Shows
