Nexus - Student TV from the University of East Anglia.
PSTOIC: - The Alumni Association of STOIC - Student Television of Imperial College. Picture gallery and video clips of student tv programmes
York Student Television - Based at the University of York, specialising in the production and technical sides of making and broadcasting programmes: news, tour, profile and contact details.
Stoic - Imperial College, Londons' student TV station.
XTV - Student television for the University of Exeter. News, programmes, services, features.
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Student Television Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Student Television
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Student Television Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Student Television
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Student Television Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Student Television
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Student Television We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Student Television
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Student Television If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Student Television
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Student Television I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Student Television
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Student Television Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Student Television
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Student Television We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Student Television
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Student Television "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Student Television
"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Student Television Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Student Television
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Student Television I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Student Television
