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The Quality Assurance Association - Business support organisation with the primary aim of promoting quality conscious businesses; quality assured, ombudsman backed.
BABT Product Service - Offering regulatory services, quality assurance, compliance management and product certification to the radio and telecommunications industry.
QM.UK - Explains the ISO 9000, 9001 and 14000 quality management system standard and the accreditation process.
RWAP Services - Provide programming and testing services to the computer industry.
MetaServe - Six Sigma Training - Offering expertise in the application of Six Sigma for both the manufacturing and service sectors. Includes a range of on-site training, mentoring, and support.
Quality Management - Management consultants offering help in preparation for ISO9001, 14001 and other quality standards. Details of services, training and news.
brite-sparks Ltd. - Virtual inventory pooling and sales solutions, based in Nottinghamshire.
Bradford Quality Solutions - Quality management consultancy providing help with implementing ISO 9001:2000 and database solutions. Details of service, guidance on best practice and prices. Based in Bradford.
Qualico - Quality management consultants. Details of standards supported, CD-based products and customer comments. Based near Oxford.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving. -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore - last words Quality Control and Tracking If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Quality Control and Tracking If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Quality Control and Tracking The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Quality Control and Tracking Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Quality Control and Tracking "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this bre The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford Quality Control and Tracking Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson Quality Control and Tracking "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Quality Control and Tracking A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin Quality Control and Tracking "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer Quality Control and Tracking Everything that can be invented has been invented. - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. -- Anon. Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Quality Control and Tracking To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Quality Control and Tracking "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous Quality Control and Tracking Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough." -- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead Quality Control and Tracking "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life. -- Abbie M. Dale There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find." -- Robert Flaherty He who has lost honor can lose nothing more. -- Publilius Syrus In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. -- Samuel Butler Quality Control and Tracking The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm Quality Control and Tracking "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. -- George Orwell Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -- Mae West No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Quality Control and Tracking The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Quality Control and Tracking Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Quality Control and Tracking Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil Live out of your imagination, not your history. -- Stephen Covey "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Quality Control and Tracking I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. -- Socrates "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Quality Control and Tracking Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA Quality Control and Tracking
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