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Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Time Recording and Management Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Time Recording and Management
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Time Recording and Management "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Time Recording and Management
You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Time Recording and Management A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Time Recording and Management
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Time Recording and Management "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Time Recording and Management
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Time Recording and Management I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Time Recording and Management
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Time Recording and Management The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Time Recording and Management
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Time Recording and Management One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Time Recording and Management
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Time Recording and Management "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Time Recording and Management
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Time Recording and Management Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Time Recording and Management
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Time Recording and Management A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Time Recording and Management
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Time Recording and Management Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Time Recording and Management
