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The Register - News, views, reviews and frequently critical opinions on events in the IT industry. Offers a daily email news digest.

Live Publishing - Publishers of computer magazines. Site includes a forum, competitions and database of downloadable utilities.

The British Computer Society - The Chartered Institute for IT professionals in the UK and abroad.

Vnunet.com - Information technology, computing, internet and e-commerce news, reviews and downloads.

Computer Headline.com - News, information, resources and forums for IT professionals.

ZDNet UK News - UK technical and computer news, updated daily.

Internet Guide - Explains the basics of ISP's, viruses, search engines, and provides a glossary of terms.

The Register - News, views, reviews and frequently critical opinions on events in the IT industry.

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And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Computers and Internet I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry. -- George Armstrong Custer We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. -- Mme de Staël Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Computers and Internet "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Computers and Internet However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer Computers and Internet "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa We do not remember days; we remember moments. -- Anonymous There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana Computers and Internet Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Computers and Internet I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Computers and Internet "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. -- Anonymous Computers and Internet When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr Computers and Internet "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Computers and Internet Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." 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(Sharon Stone) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life. -- Computers and Internet A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman I hate work. 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