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UK Usenet - Homepage of the UK Usenet Committee. Information about usenet newsgroups in the UK.
Netimperative.com - Provides internet news, daily newsletters, a categorised company directory, company data, events, research and analysis.
SCAMP - Support, resources and forum for the disabled.
Independent News: Digital - Hi-tech section of the national newspaper, includes news, features and reviews of websites and computer games.
Guardian Unlimited: Online - News and features about the internet and technology. Includes business solutions, science news, e-issues and special reports plus web watch, gadgets, games, blogs and Ask Jack.
BBC News: Technology - Offers latest news and feature stories about technology with selected video and audio programmes.
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