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"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
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-- Dave Barry Specialist Product Training It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
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-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Specialist Product Training
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Specialist Product Training I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Specialist Product Training
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Specialist Product Training "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
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If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
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"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
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1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
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- George Bernard Shaw Specialist Product Training "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Specialist Product Training
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Specialist Product Training True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Specialist Product Training
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Specialist Product Training "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
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Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
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-- E. B. White Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Specialist Product Training A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Specialist Product Training
Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Specialist Product Training Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
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The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Specialist Product Training We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
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-- Groucho Marx What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
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-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
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-- Albert Einstein Specialist Product Training
